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β± Days Until We Escape This Frozen Hellscape
It is October. Winter has been merciless. The sun β last seen sometime in April β has become a myth. A Thirst has been building that no amount of indoor heating can satisfy.
Enter: Bali. Warm. Sunny. Suspiciously affordable. I am told it has pools.
The plan: a trusted nanny, a resort in Nusa Dua / Sanur, and a strict adults-only schedule of drinking, eating, and horizontal pool time. The children will be enriched. We will be hydrated. Everyone wins.
Under Aunty Ems' watch. Not our problem until we're back at the resort.
Drop Booking.com links, questions, hotel picks, drink spots. Goes straight to the right section.
Trusted options for keeping the kids alive while we're at the pool bar.
Nusa Dua / Sanur β where we're planting the flag.
Democracy in action. The thirstiest date wins.
For the children. Definitely the reason we're doing this.