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For the kids. Obviously.

✈️ OCTOBER 2025 · NUSA DUA / SANUR

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⏱ Days Until We Escape This Frozen Hellscape

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The Manifesto

It is October. Winter has been merciless. The sun β€” last seen sometime in April β€” has become a myth. A Thirst has been building that no amount of indoor heating can satisfy.

Enter: Bali. Warm. Sunny. Suspiciously affordable. I am told it has pools.

The plan: a trusted nanny, a resort in Nusa Dua / Sanur, and a strict adults-only schedule of drinking, eating, and horizontal pool time. The children will be enriched. We will be hydrated. Everyone wins.

CREW STATUS

THE KIDS

Under Aunty Ems' watch. Not our problem until we're back at the resort.

THE BOARDS

Drop Booking.com links, questions, hotel picks, drink spots. Goes straight to the right section.

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🏨 Hotels

🍜 Food

🍹 Drink Spots

🎯 Activities

❓ Questions

πŸ’¬ Other

NANNY OPTIONS

Trusted options for keeping the kids alive while we're at the pool bar.

THE MAP

Nusa Dua / Sanur β€” where we're planting the flag.

DATE VOTE

Democracy in action. The thirstiest date wins.

KIDS STUFF

For the children. Definitely the reason we're doing this.

NOTICE BOARD

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